Thursday, 19 December 2013
Marry again
Marry again
A middle aged wife asked her husband, "If I died, would you marry again?"
"Yes, I would," her husband answered
"And would you let her come into my house?" the wife demanded to know.
Yes."
"Would she sleep in our bed?" the wife asked in a jealous tone.
"Probably, yes."
"Would she use my golf clubs?" the wife asked.
"Definitely not," her husband answered.
"Oh, why not?"
"Because she's left-handed," her husband answered.
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