Tuesday, 17 December 2013

Oops

Oops


A man and a woman were asleep like two innocent babies.

Suddenly, at three o'clock in the morning, a loud noise came from outside.

The woman, bewildered, jumped up from bed and yelled at the man, "Oh no! That must be my husband!"

So the man jumped out of the bed, scared and naked, jumped out the window. He smashed himself on the ground, ran through a thorn bush and to his car as fast as he could go.

A few minutes later he returned and went up to the bedroom and screamed at the woman, "I AM your husband!"

The woman yelled back, "Yeah, then why were you running?


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