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Understanding Women

    Understanding Women



        A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All
of a sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish." Suddenly the
sky clouded above his head, and in a booming voice the Lord said,
"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive
over anytime I want to."


        The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of
the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!
I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you
think would honor and glorify me."


        The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
"Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they
feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent
treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing,' and
how I can make a woman truly happy."


        After a few minutes God said,
        "You want two or four lanes on that bridge?"

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